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This is Honey. 
Honey is a shit dog.
Looking for the perfect disappointment? Want to surprise that special someone by destroying their precious belongings? Meet Honey. She is a shit dog. 

Not just any shitty dog. Honey is a purebred Shit Dog. There is no paperwork for pedigree shitness unfortunately, because well... she ate it. And this fact alone satisfies authenticity more than any papers could provide.

You can go in the draw for a chance to win Honey. Please answer the quiz to ensure that you are fit and eligible to take home this fat piece of shit.
Win a Shit Dog!
no paperwork
costly damages guarantee
bad with kids

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING

Thomas Reynoldz says:

I've had shit dogs in the past but have never seen one of the caliber. She's bad with kids, and my daughter hates her. My wife cries every time she is in the room. Highly recommend!

Maria Ferris says:

Very refreshing to have my shoes chewed up by a shit dog at the most inconvenient times. If you love automation, Honey is the perfect way to streamline and achieve results if you are aiming to waste money. Instead of just destroying your precious valuables, Honey will fastrack bleeding money by just eating your physical cash and cards, skipping the lengthy, time-consuming property damages.

Anonymous Jo says:

I NEVER take my dog to the vet.
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